A Very Non-PC Catholic Joke

   Little Mary Margaret was not the best  student in Catholic School.  Usually she slept through the lesson

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was  sleeping. 

“Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?”
When  Mary Margaret didn’t stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the  rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Mary Margaret.

The Nun said, “Very  good” and continued teaching her students

A little later the Nun  asked Mary Margaret, “Who is our Lord and Savior?” But Mary didn’t  stir from her slumber.  Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck  Mary Margaret in the butt.

“Jesus Christ!!!” shouted Mary Margaret and  the Nun once again said, “Very good,” and Mary Margaret fell back  asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question…”What did Eve say to  Adam after she had her twenty-third child?”

Again, Johnny came to  the rescue, but this time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, “If you stick  that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in  half!”

The nun  fainted………..

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